Armie Hammer is no stranger to making headlines, and his latest revelation is no exception. Armie Hammer opened up about a surprising personal experience during the March 3 episode of The Armie HammerTime Podcast, where he shared how he once attempted to hook up with a man out of sheer frustration with women—but let’s just say it didn’t quite go as he imagined.
Hammer admitted he had a theory that “gay dudes have it so easy,” so he decided to put it to the test by downloading Grindr, the popular dating app for men seeking men. It didn’t take long before he got an offer he found intriguing.
“I’m at a restaurant, my phone blows up, and it’s, like, Grindr,” he recalled. “Someone else is like, ‘I’m at the same restaurant—do you want a b*** j** in the bathroom?’”
Feeling adventurous, Hammer went for it. But once he was face-to-face with his potential hookup, reality hit hard.
“I met this dude—handsome, French, the whole thing—and I was like, ‘OK, this could work, let’s try this,’” he explained. “I started making out with him, and suddenly I was like, ‘Urgh, God, beards! Now I get why women like it when you shave. This thing is rough—how do I even get in there?’”
But it wasn’t just the scratchy beard that threw him off. The Call Me by Your Name star quickly realized that being with a man just wasn’t for him.
“I put my arms around him, and I’m thinking, ‘Oh my God, these shoulders are so wide. He’s huge—almost my height. This is so strange,’” Hammer shared. “And physically, for me? Absolutely nothing. Not even a twitch.”
The moment of truth came when the man tried to take things a step further.
“I was just going through the motions, and when he reached for my, um, very flaccid situation, I was like, ‘Yeah, this isn’t happening,’” Hammer admitted.
This bizarre Grindr confession is just the latest in a string of wild stories from Hammer, who recently made another jaw-dropping claim—this time about eating the raw heart of a freshly killed animal.